Mr Churchill, you are drunk.
Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.
Submitted by Lizziess almost 2 years ago
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Mr Churchill, you are drunk.
Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.
Submitted by Lizziess almost 2 years ago
23 loves
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Submitted by JuanFer over 1 year ago
29 loves
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
Submitted by Anixandria over 1 year ago
44 loves
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
Submitted by richard almost 2 years ago
81 loves
“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.”
Submitted by Marci about 1 month ago
2 loves
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Submitted by proto466 about 1 year ago
4 loves
You're not a terrible person for wanting to break up with someone you love. You don’t need a reason to leave. Wanting to leave is enough. Leaving doesn’t mean you’re incapable of real love or that you’ll never love anyone else again... It means you wish to change the terms of one particular relationship. That’s all. Be brave enough to break your own heart.
Submitted by rocketChips over 1 year ago
14 loves
We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
Submitted by iamadamsullivan almost 2 years ago
59 loves
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Submitted by marksheldon almost 2 years ago
86 loves
If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Submitted by ashaj almost 2 years ago
130 loves
When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.
Submitted by aazheng 2 months ago
2 loves
If you're emotionally invested, you cannot make rational decisions.
Submitted by BigG 8 months ago
3 loves
People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.
Submitted by BigG over 1 year ago
4 loves
Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it.
Submitted by BigG over 1 year ago
5 loves
People get what they get. It has nothing to do with what they deserve.
Submitted by BigG 10 months ago
4 loves