Aurora137’s most recent Quotables

Mr Churchill, you are drunk.

Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.

It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

"Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say. "Sort of." It's just a filler. "Sort of"—it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, "sort of" means everything. Like after, "I love you." Or, "You're going to live." Or, "It's a boy!"

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

There comes a time when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your own heart. So you'd better learn the sound of it. Otherwise you'll never understand what it's saying.

“In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they’re still beautiful.”

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.

You're not a terrible person for wanting to break up with someone you love. You don’t need a reason to leave. Wanting to leave is enough. Leaving doesn’t mean you’re incapable of real love or that you’ll never love anyone else again... It means you wish to change the terms of one particular relationship. That’s all. Be brave enough to break your own heart.

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Love is like a friendship caught on fire: In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

When you have to make a choice and don't make it, that is in itself a choice.

If you're emotionally invested, you cannot make rational decisions.

People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort.

Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it.

People get what they get. It has nothing to do with what they deserve.