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I can only speak from experience but he [Theo Walcott] was one of the most dangerous players I have ever played against...Barcelona players are not scared easily but I can tell you that when we played Arsenal last season he truly worried us.

Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

You seem to have a lot of women stashed around this country, Major.

We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets, chopped up 17 year olds with shovels.

I'm not afraid of any man, but when it comes to sharing my feelings with a woman, my stomach turns to royal gelatin.

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live... with 'em.

Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero.

Let off some steam, Bennett.

Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken shit gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?

I remember you. Scumbag. Especially the people you've tortured and killed.

Very strange city. The crime is organized; the police is not.

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

You can squeeze my baps if you wanna.

If you liked it then you shoulda wrapped a <div> 'round it.

I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside, But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side

I'm not authorized to answer your questions.

All right, let's say you're telling the truth and this is all a dream. I could pull this trigger and it won't matter.