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Give someone a program, and you'll frustrate them for a day. Teach someone to program, and you'll frustrate them for a lifetime.

Give someone a program, and you'll frustrate them for a day. Teach someone to program, and you'll frustrate them for a lifetime.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

You want it to be one way. But it's the other way.

Using these toolkits is like trying to make a bookshelf out of mashed potatoes.

You can either see founding a company as something you’re doing because you want to produce good software, or you can see it as something you do so you can sell your stock and make a killing and move on.

Every woman should have a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.

... its kind of like trying to plug all of the holes in a strainer when what you really want is a bowl.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I don't want to run a company. I'm not good at managing people. You have a problem with the guy in the next cubicle? I don't care. Shoot him or something.

Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Hell is other browsers.

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.